Thursday, May 01, 2008

-Irkeshtam Pass-

4-4-2008

I left the Jalalabad bus station at around noon and headed back to Osh…..hopefully this time around the food will not be so rough on my
stomach…..I feel quite certain that I would not survive another round of Osh style food poisoning.

I arrived in Osh around 2pm and quickly found a cheap hotel near Salomon’s thrown (large rock mountain in the middle of town). The place was only $4 bucks a night, the downside being that my bed’s pillow was merely a cloth sack filled with saw dust, and the bed itself was a foot shorter than my body.

My roommate turned out to be a really cool guy; an fascinating, bold, and friendly Dutch traveller named George. George and I spent most of the day together trading travel stories and inspiring one another for future adventures. After a long conversation with George, I had become convinced that Pakistan is relatively safe; since Tibet is now officially closed due to violent protests, I will now make my way to India via Pakistan. I am in fact particularly excited for this new leg of my journey. The pass I will be travelling on peaks out at around 15,500ft. And then there is the brilliant Karakorom highway…………which I will more adequately be able to describe in the near future.


4-5-2008

I woke up at 7am and headed to the jeep/taxi parking lot that caters to the locals wanting to head south of Osh. I would soon find out that south of Osh is pretty much no-man’s-land. Civilization ends……….and the endless snowy peaks begin.

After a couple hours of painful dialogue with overzealous cab drivers, I found a family heading to a city past Sary Tash (my destination). I hopped into the back seat with Mom, the boy and the baby, while Dad drove and Gramps sat shotgun. They were a jolly and lively crew, and I enjoyed my time with them immensely. I was pretty much forced to teach the eleven year old boy English the entire car ride (6.5hrs)….though I was tired and would much rather sleep, I found it rewarding because he and the family loved it, and soaked up each word like a sponge.


The roadway to Sary Tash was ridiculously desolate…..I had no idea that Kyrgyzstan pretty much ends after Osh. About 15 miles below Osh; the paved road turned to dirt, and the road’s quality diminished with a vengeance. My driver drove like a maniac the entire way, weaving through the windy roads like a getaway driver, while vigorously trying to avoid potholes and large rocks. I was genuinely surprised that our vehicle did not suffer a flat tire during our journey.

After several snowy almost uncrossable mountain passes, and driving through several isolated mountain villages, we had arrived in Sary Tash. While passing through the final village before Sary Tash, I viewed a large cluster of Yaks nestled up against the roadway trying to find grass through the snow. I mention this only because this is the first time I had ever seen a herd of Yaks, and I must say, they are cool looking. They are pretty much just hippie cows……..with thin vertical horns who are so badass that bitter cold, and chilling snow does not bother them.

Sary Tash(10,400ft): Wow…….my first thought was “where the hell am I?”. I soon realized that Sary Tash was merely a remote village, not the quaint border town I had imagined it to be.

I felt like John Voit in ‘The Deliverance’…..I was in a land of Kyrgyz hillbillies. Sary Tash is a severely isolated mountain village consisting of only a few small clusters of mud brick shacks and a general store located in an old box car.

The snow was falling and the winter breeze had become stubbornly cold. Villagers were riding around on their horses and herding their cows, yaks, and Goats while trying valiantly to fight off the bitter cold. ( I have no Idea where the animals grazed, the entire area was submerged in snow). After arriving, I hoped to get out of the snow relatively quickly in order to secure a safe place to lay my head for the night.

Almost immediately after being dropped off on the side of the road by my driver, a dark faced teenager(18) up the road spotted me and signalled me to follow him to his home. As we silently walked along the icy road; a crew of teenagers on horses and antique bicycles drove by and snatched my new companions black knit cap. The gang of hoodlums jeered, and smiled their jackolantern smiles at us as they threw the teen’s hat in a muddy ditch on the side of the road.

The gang of kids were obviously poor, but perhaps my new friend was even lower down the rung than they were. It appeared to be that not one member of the crew was missing fewer than 4 teeth…..which I found impressive seeing how they were all in their teens. Upon further observance, I sincerely doubt that anyone in the entire village has a full set of teeth. If my host’s family was any indication, it would be safe to say that a dentist had never made it the mountain village of Sary Tash.

With a warm smile, my new friend presented me to his parents, and fortunately they welcomed me kindly into their home. The mud-brick shack was split into two rooms, an 8x10 kitchen and a 15x15ft family room. The family consisted of a mother, father, grandma, sister(15), brother(18), baby, and infant (2)…..so it was a packed house. The shack was lacking any sort of plumbing, but was equipped with electricity…..which was a godsend. It allowed me to escape from the strangeness by submerging myself in my book.

The family was great, they were harshly poor and weathered looking, but continuously radiated their home with smiles and kindness. After a walk around the town, and a few failed attempts at communicating with locals, I came to the conclusion that these people were entirely different than any of the Kyrgyz people I had met thus far. They did not even look the same; the Sary Tash villagers had red-brown sun burnt looking faces, and were quite small and petite in stature. I read somewhere that Sary Tash was in fact a Tajik village, and that the community merely leased the land from Kyrgyzstan. I was not able to confirm this, due to the fact that I was unable to track down a single person in Sary Tash that spoke Russian or English.

I crashed on the living room floor side by side with my new siblings. The fire burned out not long after bedtime; I slept rather poorly as a result of the blatant concoction of harsh coldness and grandma’s snoring.

At 5:30am I climbed into my warmest clothes (which means I wore everything in my bag), packed up my bags and hit the road. I walked about a half mile along the dark icy road until I had made it to the fork in the road. Left was for China, Right was for Tajikistan........... I turned left and walked down the road another half mile toward China.

It was dark and freezing cold,…..much colder than I had anticipated. In order to fight against the painful cold; I picked a 100M stretch of road and paced up and down the stretch for about 2 hours hoping to keep myself warm until the sun came out. By 8am the sun began to shine, but a truck headed to China was nowhere to be found. I had a glimmer of hope at 8:15am when an old soviet ambulance drove down the road through Sary Tash…..only to keep heading right to Tajikistan.

As the locals began to rise, they all immediately climbed to the roofs of their homes and began to shovel off the 8inches of fresh snow which had accumulated throughout the night. At approximately 8:45am I would say that at least 80% of the locals(men) were up on their roofs shovelling snow.

I caught my lucky break at 9:00am……..two Russian trucks began heading toward me and I was able to flag down the first one for a ride.

I hopped into the old Kamaz( Russian semi truck)smiling and was greeted by two men with a loud “asalam ahalikum”;moments later we were ploughing through the snow toward China. My new companions were Kyrgyz drivers who were involved in a bit of import export. Their route only brought them to border and back. One guy was 25, and the other in his 40s, they were both genuine, and friendly fellows..

The road through the pass was not much more than a snow covered logging road. It was usually covered with deep snow, and was relatively steep and uneven in places. Due to a series of recent snowfalls, and the overall desolate and harsh nature of this pass; we were inevitably delayed.

Our truck became stuck in the deep snow on several occasions, each time we banded together with other trucks (also delayed due to our predicament) in order to dig, yank, and pull ourselves free.

Overall the day was wonderful, the sun was shining, I was experiencing some new and exciting truck driver comradery, and most importantly; I was on my way to China.

In the end, I would say that our delays added about 5 hours to our travel time across the pass. However once we made it over the high point and began our descent, it was smooth sailing. The weather gradually became warmer, and the roads clearer.

About 15miles before the Kyrgyz-Chinese border we came across a sort of military road block. Two young soldiers stood in a mud booth, sporting Russian kolichnikofs (assault rifles) and full soviet uniform. It was very, very, strange. It was as if no one had told these guys that the Soviet Union fell, and that they were free to go home. These guards were wearing large soviet belt buckles, and soviet pins in their hats. Not one piece of clothing on their bodies signified anything Kyrgyz................where was I?

After passing the security check point, it was a new, smooth, paved road from there to the border.

I hit a bit of a snag at the border; the problem being that the border closes each day at 2pm..........and by the time I had arrived at the border it was 5pm.

After thanking my truck driver buddies for the lift, I began to wander around the area. I was surrounded by beautiful desert landscape interrupted by bare jagged hills and a wide, shallow river .Pretty much the only thing around me was malnourished minuture donkeys, drunk border cops, and a small trailer park which hugged the riverside about 50M from the border.

I was really excited to be on the border, and at such a strange and remote location.........I would venture to say that very few tourists have used this border crossing (relatively).

Ahhhhh the trailer park, what can I say.....this place was pretty wild. It was a deserted cluster of old school box cars/trailers/caravans.....it was a cliché image of something you would expect to see in the middle of nowhere.

After wandering around curiously, and observing the dirty, haggard, tired, weathered, smiling, locals go about their day to day business; I began to see how difficult their lives must be. I observed a crew of children using a large chunk of scrap metal and a stack of old tires as a slide. Their clothes were ripped and filthy, while not one child was wearing shoes. How could these people live in such conditions?.....The bottom line is that this community was completely lacking most essential societal resources. Schools, industry, recreational outlets, plumbing, and media were completely non-existent in this area. However, I imagine this has simply become a way of life for these people, and that “luxuries” are simply out of site and out of mind.

While snapping a few photos of my curious surroundings, and wandering around inquisitively; the locals began to take notice. What was the goofy looking blonde guy doing in our neighbourhood? Why is he here? Why does he have long hair?( I can only imagine this is what cruised through their minds).

One group of local women took particular interest in me, the waved me over and through a bit of broken Russian, I was able to explain to them my situation. They were thrilled; they immediately invited me into their home and excitedly presented me with tea and cookies. After about an hour of awkward conversation, they invited me to spend the night in their home as their guest.

Sure why not..............where else was I going to stay!

I can’t say I much enjoyed our conversations however; they mostly revolved around me being American, and them wanting me to marry one of their locals.

I escaped the suffocating conversations by going for a long solo walk around the countryside. After exploring the hills ( most of which were besieged with human shit) I headed down to the river.

{their are no toilets in the trailer complex, so it appears that all the locals just walk to the nearby hillside and squat wherever........taking a walk along the hills was like trekking through a mine zone}

As I peered across the riverbank, I saw a beautiful red wind carved canyon with what appeared to be several caves near the entrance. My problem was that a river obstructed me from reaching this canyon..............As I walked up river looking for a way to cross; I began to see that the river split into two shallower, narrower streams. But as I followed one of the streams up river it split again, and then again.........yet still it was too deep to cross. Walking alone after a long day of strangeness, I began to see this river as a metaphor for my life.

-Instead of wading through the single challenging river (returning home after PC service).....I chose a different path.....I walked up stream to find something that was easier, or fit me better personally. But after each stream I followed it simply forked again.....and before I knew it I was forced to cross 10 deep streams instead of one consistent river.

I saw myself purposely choosing seemingly easier paths but then realizing they forked. After heading upstream to find clarity and an easy way to cross; I was forced with more tough decisions and even more rapids and slippery rocks. Where was I going with that one..............it seems I got a bit too deep in metaphors for my own good.

The bottom line is that I feel at times that my dinking around (Peace Corps ,Travel etc) has guided me to a river that will be quite challenging to cross without severe discomfort and unforeseen obstacles. All my friends( or I hope they are my friends, most I have not seen for quite a long time ) have moved on with their lives.....and are perhaps a bit too mature and established for a homeless, jobless, hobo they once knew quite well.

OK moving on................................

After returning home from my long walk, and tranquil self reflection, I returned to find the trailer packed with locals. I stepped into the old rusty box car and immediately became the “novelty guest”. It was the last thing I really wanted to be, but what could I do. I drank tea, answered questions, and refused marriage proposals for hours upon hours.

{the trailer: 8-9ft wide, 25ft long, split into two rooms, one room incuded a small wood burning stove, front steps are a stack of truck tires}

In order to temporarily escape the strangeness, I grabbed my book and tried unsuccessfully to read between rounds of awkward and invasive questioning. The toothless, over –excited women had a little gossip gathering in the other room, and begged me to join.....by then I knew better. The entire evening, random women would show up and I would be called upon to analyze our new guest, and asked if I “loved her” or “would marry her”. The women I felt were acting quite obnoxious, and it became increasingly uncomfortable for me to be around them . I was truly in another world, and I must say the novelty of the situation wore off early on.

Dinner was great, it consisted of a delicious spread of beef, potatoes, bread, and several different types of jam. The flavour was relatively bland, but it really could have been a lot worse. I worried (to a point of paranoia) that I would get food poisoning. These people were definitely NOT the hygienic type............and after watching the daughter wash dishes with brown dirty water,......and seeing grandma prepare the food without washing her hands.................I began to feel a bit uneasy. I abruptly began to fanaticise about how disastrous it would be to be stuck in the trailer with a horrible case of food poisoning. Vomiting and shitting myself as I lay in a crowded dirty trailer with obnoxious unhygienic locals.............. What a frightening thought.

Besides the 10 odd marriage proposals; dinner was actually quite pleasant. After our meal we just kind of sat around on the floor and drank endless cups of tea. The edge was gone, and the atmosphere became serene. That was of course until the cattle came home. Then a fresh round of strangeness began.

Grandpa and a few uncles stormed into the trailer at around 10:30pm.............and they were obviously hammered. I sat in the corner reading while trying to ignore the commotion. An argument suddenly erupted between grandma and grandpa,............ gramps was pissed. He kept yelling with rage, standing up, and rushing the old lady. Thankfully each time someone would intervene and calm things down. At one point the worn out looking, hunch backed old man got so pissed that he stormed into the other room yielding his rubber boot and tried to throw it at grandma full force. Fortunately his level of inebriation greatly distorted his accuracy; his heavy, knee high rubber boot slammed hard and loud against the wall about a foot from the old woman’s head.

What was the right thing to do at that point? Things were obviously getting out of hand, but I was merely an American novelty/guest. I really had no pull, and perhaps meddling in family affairs could lead to unnecessary personal danger.

Eventually everyone calmed down, beds were prepared, and we all hit the sack.

I was in the left half of the box car; it was a 9X12 room with a few blankets and pillows to share. I was forced to share this small area with 4 other men, 3 of the 4 had come home recently from a long day of alcohol abuse.

{I was offered vodka constantly, but declined each time. At no point did I feel comfortable enough to even have a sip of alcohol with the locals}

Sleep sucked: the guy next to me kept putting his hand on my face, and his arm across my chest. Two guys over from me was the “cougher”.......the guy must have had TB........he coughed loud and hard all night. The guy on the far end would talk/hum/sing in his sleep.............it was quite irritating.

I woke up startled at 3am to the commotion of the two guys to my right wrestling and yelling at each other. Within seconds they were on their feet raging with anger, arms cocked and ready to brawl...........but again the skirmish was alleviated by a mediator before blows were thrown. The conflict had arisen because the two guys were sharing a blanket, and apparently one of the guys was hogging.

I woke up in the morning after sparsely sleeping, to the guy next to me snuggling up against me like a giant teddy bear...................it was 8am........and I was increasingly thankful that I would escape this strange trailer very soon.

After a breakfast of strange brown soup ( sour milk/wheat based liquid).....I bid my farewells to my hosts, and exited that trailer like a bat out of hell.

Most of the strange and awkward situations I have encountered on the road thus far have been quite laughable and secure. However, I feel this particular occasion, my awkwardness crossed a line. It was no longer fun, exciting, strange, and enlightening;....................it became weird, ugly, bizarre, uncomfortable, and downright frightening.

However, it is all over now, and I am now able to look back on the strangeness and add it to my life-experience archives, while having an increased awareness and gratefulness for the pleasant American lifestyle I have been lucky enough to live.............I have absolutely no room to complain about lack of luxuries, while other people in the world suffer from extreme poverty while smiling ear to ear. I feel slightly guilty for living such a privileged life without the day to day hardships that these people face. I wish them luck in their lives, but fear that their uneducated and underprivileged children will have enormous challenges overcoming their ugly predisposition to failure and a life of hardship

After a series of shot hitches over the border I had made it to China. I walked down the road about a mile in the pounding wind excited for the adventures that lied ahead me. China is a place that I have always dreamed of visiting. The remarkable history and cultural diversity of this enchanted land, was now at my fingertips

After about 3 hours of pleasant daydreaming and travel planning, a semi-truck pulled over gave me a ride to Kashgar...........................................


On the way to Sary Tash:
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The family I stayed with in Sary Tash:
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Sary Tash local kids:
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Dinner in Sary Tash:
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Sary Tash:
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The road to the pass:
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Truck driving buddies:
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Stuck, with the crew of another truck:
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The pass got hairy in spots:
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The first women to greet me at the border trailer park:
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Locals being resourceful with an old oil barrel:
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Home sweet home in 18A:
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An old pic: taken from my car on the road between Bishkek and Jalalabad
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Wednesday, April 02, 2008

-Kyrgyzstan-

3-8-2008

I woke up feeling stable and well enough to finally leave Osh. After choking down a small breakfast with a bit of dizziness and tolerable nausea; I was ready to explore Kyrgyzstan.

At around 11am I met up with a motley crew of fullbrighters, PCVs and Mercy Corps volunteers. I met up with the interesting and kind hearted crew on their way to observe and document the ‘Cock Fights’ of Bazaar Korgon.

We piled into two shared Taxis and left Osh around 11:45pm. We spent the next couple hours trading stories, and soaking in the beauty of Kyrgyzstan’s gorgeous countryside. Windy roads cut magnificently through grassy rolling hills, each consumed with an abundance of sheep, horses, and cows. Kyrgyzstan doesn’t have traffic jams; the only real transit nuisance is the livestock that spills onto the roads.

I enjoyed watching children and men riding along the grassy hills with their muscular horses, and keeping the livestock in line with their sticks. I found distinctive beauty in the villages we drove through……..time stood still here. People gathered at the wells to fill water jugs, donkeys were used to plow fields, old bearded men with tall traditional hats sat on benches holding their cane and speaking slowly amongst themselves.

After arriving in Bazaar Korgon (about 20km from Jalalabad) we drove through a maze of dirt roads, mud houses, and inquisitive locals before arriving at a secluded barn and horse stable.

We were greeted with affection by the gristly old men guarding the gate, and escorted to the cock fighting area. There must have been over 150 people crammed into the small rectangle shaped barn. The crowd squatted, sat, and stood in an oval shape around the 15x25ft fighting area. Men outside the barn held their cocks with pride, as they prepared them for future battles. We were greeted mostly with curious stares and overall acceptance. We had broached a venue that had obviously not been visited by many outsiders.

I was not sure exactly how I felt about watching cock fight. I was there to view a cultural event, and to observe and understand a Kyrg subculture more than I was for the thrill and excitement of things.

Should I feel bad about attending, and watching a callous activity that is both illegal and highly frowned upon in most civilized societies? After all they are only birds, and quite low on the food chain for that matter. I also justified my presence by thinking about how ugly and worthless looking the birds are,……… banged up roosters are far from being cuddly and cute. I of course would completely object to puppy fights, or koala bear fights, but I found cock fighting surprisingly easy to digest.

I had mixed feelings and emotions as I watched two roosters peck each others faces raw. The battle action was minimal besides a lot of pecking, a few sloppy headlocks and the occasionally swift jump kick to the face. The atmosphere of the event was almost laughable…….here were about 150 grown men, squatting intently around a couple of roosters pecking at each other. Most of the men watching had money on the fight, therefore the faces in the crowd showed a dark blend of seriousness, nervousness and fear.

I felt as if I were watching a welterweight boxing match……..a few weak hits, a lot of dancing around……..and a disappointing anticlimactic ending.

About every 15 minutes the fight would stop and the cocks would be snatched up by their managers for a bit of a cool down period. The managers would swallow water and spit it into the bird’s faces, and asses;………it was hilarious to watch grown men spitting water up the asses of haggard looking birds. In retrospect I suppose this is the way to cool these roosters down and prepare them for another round of pecking.

I frankly found the cock fighting to be a bit on the boring side. My amusement and pleasure came mostly from watching the people interact, and soaking up the bizarre atmosphere of the event. Birds pecking at each other for an hour, and having the fight be a split decision………..was a bit lame. I was under the impression that these birds would fight to the death. I wanted to see a swift jump kick, followed by a beak through the heart.
These Cocks are lifetime fighters, and have the scarred up faces to prove it. So I ask myself what is more humane, the Kyrgyzstan cock fighting where the birds peck at each other for an hour and never die, or South American style where they equip the birds with razor blades in hopes to create a bloody battle that will last no more than a couple minutes. Perhaps the latter is more humane because in the end the bird feels less pain and endures less suffering;……..a razor to the neck seams to me a bit less inconvenient than 10,000 sharp pecks to the face.

I will attempt to refrain from mentioning any revealing details about my new friends due to privacy reasons, but I will reveal that I was lucky to have met them. I thoroughly enjoyed hearing about their interesting lives, and the stories of events that shaped their careers.

One guy in particular, a well established American photographer named Thatcher, became a real inspiration to me. He has traveled the world, worked for many humanitarian NGOs….. and has established himself professionally as a well known and respected photographer. Throughout the incredible challenges faced, he has maintained an incredibly humble and jolly attitude. He has the exclusive ability to selflessly embrace other cultures and spread warmth and happiness to those around him like a plague;…… this is something I am both inspired by and envious of.

After a full day of cock fights, we met up with a crew of PCVs and headed to the disco. The discothèque reminded me like a junior high dance. It was filled with locals celebrating women’s day be pounding vodka and sloppily dancing to American hip-hop music.

Toward the end of the evening I began to feel a bit exhausted and weak. It was my first full day out of bed in well over a week. I was quite proud of myself for making it through the day without physically collapsing, and maintaining social enough to make friends.

Day two in Jalalabad was great; I was able to sleep in, and regain some of the energy I had spent the previous evening. After a day of laziness and relaxation I met up with a crew of PCVs for some shashlik (meat skewers) and a couple beers.

The sun was shining as we drank beer, and conversed about things such as Peace Corps bureaucracy, traveling, dog bites, and Brian Boytano. I fully enjoyed hanging out with the J-Bad PCVs and being goofy Americans. Spending time with this wonderful group of PCVs lifted the weight of loneliness and depression from my shoulders, and gave me a shot of energy for future adventures.

Traveling alone can be a bit of a challenge at times. My recent spell of brutal food poisoning was my most recent and significant hurdle. I was not sure if I would be able to continue my journey after being completely physically and emotionally drained by a week of pain and agony. I am mentioning this only because I want to make clear that these shallow ruts along the road are leveled off by the uplifting and warm characters I meet along the trail.

After a few days in Jalalabad my health was almost 100%. My appetite and excessive energy has not returned, but the warm weather and pleasant sunshine saturates my body with joy and happiness.

3-11-2008

At around 1:00pm I walked about 3 miles to the J-Bad bus station where I caught a shared taxi to a small village called Akman. After being dropped off on the main road; I walked the 1.5miles into Akman……..and enjoyed every step.

Akman was a rural paradise……….perhaps many will not feel the same way about this village as I, but nonetheless I really enjoyed its exquisiteness and purity.

As I walked along the dirt road through the small village of Akman, I was meticulously observed by locals with curious stares. Young boys were riding bareback in pairs on muscular horses. Others were riding donkeys through the streets carrying jugs of water or other farming supplies. A cluster of women were standing on the edge of a small river, collecting water in large metal jugs before carting them off to their homes with makeshift wheelbarrows. All the men were wearing either skull caps, or the traditional tall white hats with black trim.

I made my way to Meghan’s(PCV) school and interrupted her class do to a bit of Q & A with her students. I have visited numerous schools throughout my journey and have often taken the role as honored guest; which involves being bombarded with questions. One boy in particular asked me a question that showed significant contrast and painted a vivid rural picture that differed greatly from other schools I have visited thus far.

He asked me “ do you have any sheep”………..a simple yet important question in Kyrgyzstan. I told him I did not have any, and asked him if he had any. He responded by saying that he had eleven sheep.

This was noteworthy to me, because I compared it to a time in Turkey when a student the same age asked me if I liked “Bush”.

These kids don’t worry about politics, they are too busy being kids, and taking care of their livestock. Their parents don’t teach them which world leaders to hate; they simply work hard all day and night in order to survive and live their lives the way their parents and ancestors have lived for hundreds of years.

This story may appear to be relatively insignificant, and unworthy of a second thought. Nonetheless,…. to me it was more than a simple question about sheep. It painted a picture of rural purity, and an essence of life without politics, war, over-consumption, capitalism, and greed.

Upon arriving in Meghan’s classroom she greeted me with a warm smile, and quickly returned to her lesson. She taught with enthusiasm as she played a learning game with her knowledge-hungry students. I fantasized about how my own Peace Corps experience would have been if I were a TEFL, and how great it would be to be around cheerful kids all day……..but then I remembered how I was barely able to control the 6 year olds during my bi-weekly kindergarten classes in Chirpan, Bulgaria.

I have a lot of respect for anyone who can keep kids under control and learning throughout the day; whether it be in Kyrgyzstan or any other country around the world. Allah knows, teaching is not an easy thing to do.

Meghan lives in a small painted mud house on the edge of a narrow river. It was a typical village home, chickens running around the yard and occupying the trees, ninety or so sheep grazing in the yard, several cows tied to trees on the side of the house, a small barn for the sheep, and an outhouse. I loved it!

After a quick cup of tea and some nan bread, we went on a walk around her village. We walked through the dusty streets of her village, and were greeted with both welcoming smiles and curious stares. Young boys were hauling large vinyl bags on donkeys, while the girls were lugging around large metal water jugs. We walked through the rolling hills past the cemetery and back toward the village, stopping once briefly for a chat with a women living on the hillside. While walking back through the village streets we came across a group of men squatting and standing in a square formation next to an unfinished mud house. Women and children were sitting on a collapsed pile of bricks on the side of the house while watching the men at the head of the square speak. We had stumbled upon a local election, the men were voting on what to name the street they lived on. It was a typical dusty village road, with seemingly no significance. However to the villagers, the road was more than that; no longer would they live on a nameless road in an undeveloped village, they showed pride and honor as they solidified their status and named the street after a hero of Kyrgyzstan.

3-12-2008

I slept in until about 10:30am, and then headed to Bazaar Korgan with Meghan. We stayed up late the evening before enjoying wonderfully heartfelt conversations about just about everything. We spoke together as if we were old friends. Meghan has a huge heart, and is the type of girl that you can immediately feel comfortable with. She reminded me a lot of my good friend and former site mate in Chirpan. After a long time away from family and friends, it is really nice to find people that you can really talk to. And thankfully I have been fortunate enough to meet a few people like this on the road. It is what keeps me sane.

Traveling has become a lifestyle; it is a way of life that is not always easy on the body or mind. I am not longer on vacation, I am simply living a nomadic lifestyle. Throughout my journey it has been imperative that I meet people that lift my spirits, and portray inspiring amounts of humanity. If I had not met such people, my adventure would be shallow, dry, dark, painful and my personal growth would become horribly stunted.

After a quick lunch and beer with Meghan; we hit up the public banya. The public bath was in a hard to find back alley mud building with peeling blue paint. The shower room was reminiscent of something you would find in the basement of an abandoned warehouse. A dirty bathtub, rusty metal pipes, paint peeling off the mud walls, and a home-made shower head made of sheet-metal and twine. It was wonderful to finally shower, a significant amount of time without bathing makes you really appreciate indoor plumbing.

After the banya Meghan and I met up with two Kyrg women who work as anti-bride-napping activists.

Bride-napping:
-80% of marriages in Kyrgyzstan come from bride-nappings
-57% of these bride-nappings are non-consensual
-92% of the women kidnapped eventually consent and stay to be married

When I first heard about this phenomenon; I was shocked, but naturally found it laughable, mostly because the problem was so impersonal, and distant.

I briefly mentioned bride-napping in my Turkey Blog after learning about it through some RPCVs (returned Peace Corps Volunteers) who served in Kyrgyzstan.

Now that I have actually spent a significant amount of time with the people of Kyrgyzstan, and have learned about this problem from local women; I no longer find it humorous. It is absolutely terrifying and disheartening to know that women everyday are being kidnapped, raped, and forced into loveless marriages.

How Bride-Napping works:

-A young girl is selected at random from the streets of Kyrgyzstan (usually from a larger city, or nearby village) and forced into a car. She is driven away screaming and kicking,……but shown no compassion by her aggressors. The future groom’s sisters, aunts, and grandmothers force the girl into their home and restrain her in a corner of their house.

Tears, screams, kicks, and desperate pleas are laughable to the aggressors during this process…..The women know that with persistence they will eventually be able to psychologically break the young girl as if they were breaking a horse.
The grooms relatives will tell the girl she must stay and force a veil on her head that symbolizes marriage (ownership). The poor girl will cry, scream, and yell for hours but will see no pity or kindness from her captors. They will tell her to quit crying, to submit, and to stop being stubborn. They will tell her she is disgracing her family by saying no, and that they will not stop until she submits to the marriage.

During this time, the grooms parents will contact the girls family and offer them a dowry, usually some livestock and money. The parents almost always agree, which makes it even more difficult for the girl to say no to the marriage.

Meanwhile the women will threaten the young girl with curses, and tell her over and over that if she refuses she will be cursed with bad luck and will live in misery the rest of her life.

After the young girl is no longer able to handle the vicious abuse, she unwillingly submits. She is now wearing a veil that signifies submission, and is locked into a room that evening with the groom in order to consecrate the unity (be raped).

This is usually how the story ends, because all women are fully aware that a girl without her virginity is disgraced and undesirable in Kyrgyzstan. If she does not follow through with the marriage; her own family will not take her back, she will be cursed, disgraced, and disowned. However, if she submits to the marriage, she will have sacrificed everything she has worked so hard for in her former life.

The poor girl is forced to drop out of her university and throw all her aspirations of happiness and prosperity out the window. Her once promising life and career is now shattered because she is forced to marry a Sheppard. She is now more or less a slave for her husband’s family in the hills of rural Kyrgyzstan.

-OK………..this story may seam a bit dramatic and even unbelievable, but I assure you this is a very real problem in Kyrgyzstan.

As an example of how real Bride-Napping is; I will tell you a true story:

Meghan (my friend) was hanging out with her “Shepard friend” in her village when he excused himself to take care of some family business. He told her that he had to help his cousin bride-nap a girl from the village. Meghan (PCV) told him that it was wrong, but he only shrugged his head and told her that family is family, and tradition is tradition.

That evening a 19 year old girl from the village of Akman was bride-napped. She became absolutely hysterical; she was in love with another man and adamantly refused the marriage. The groom’s relatives spent hours and hours trying to break the girl psychologically, but she still refused. She begged for mercy and understanding, but received no compassion from her captors.

After being presented the dowry, the girl’s father agreed to the marriage. At this point the poor girl was desperate and helpless. The girl was forced to say the only thing she could think of to get out of the grasp of these evil women. She told them that she was not a virgin. After telling the women this over and over and adamantly refusing the marriage, the women cursed the girls and allowed her to escape their home with her womanhood intact.

The next day, she was nagged relentlessly by her own grandmother. She was told that she is disgracing her family, and that she must go through with the wedding to save her family’s good name. Often if a woman refuses to marry, the community will assume she is refusing because she does not want her potential groom to find out she is not a virgin.

Oksokols (white beards) as well as old women have the highest status in the community, so basically what they say goes. The girl’s Grandmother relentlessly berated her with guilt. Over and over she was told that she is disgracing her family and that she must follow through with the marriage or she will be disowned………………………..What were her options??

This story ends tragically,………..the psychologically abused girl went out to the barn in her back yard and hung herself. In her pocket was a note that said “tell my father I am still a virgin”.

-The town’s reaction to this tragic event was very cold. In order to save face, both families, and the community at large told people that the girl was mentally ill, and was not a virgin.

-Unfortunately the people of this particular village and the majority of people throughout Kyrgyzstan, are unwilling to admit and unable to recognize that bride-napping is a major problem. Cases such as the suicide in Akman are becoming chillingly frequent throughout Kyrgyzstan.

Any young girl walking around Kyrgyzstan is a potential victim of bride-napping. Young Kyrg women will never walk anywhere alone and are in constant fear of being kidnapped. Imagine walking to university everyday and living with the fear that you may be kidnapped at any moment and never attend another lecture again. Bride-Napping happens to everyone: rich and poor, in villages and in big cities.

A separate example I will only briefly mention (for her privacy) is the case of a friend of mine, an American girl who was kidnapped for more than 3 days. She was simply taking a taxi from Bishkek to Osh……..and wound up bride-napped in a mountain hut with no running water, or electricity…..just a room full of crazy women……..this happened less than a year ago. It goes to show that in Kyrgyzstan, even westerners are not exempt from this tragic and traumatizing crime.

Moving on………………………….

After a day of relaxation, cleanliness, and enlightening conversations with the anti-bride-napping activists…Meghan and I left Bazaar Korgon and headed back to Akman.

After greeting Meghan’s host family I sat on the river and soaked in the village atmosphere as Meghan went into the house.

The sun was going down as I watch young village boys, two per horse gallop bareback along the riverside. They were helping their fathers and brothers with the sheep and cattle. It was like watching cowboys in a movie. Large herds of horses, sheep, and cattle were being forced along the narrow river by young cowboys whipping their animals with thin sticks. I witnessed one kid attempt to make his donkey drink out of the river, the bank was steep and the donkey refused to go near the water……….it was entertaining to watch the young kid unsuccessfully attempt to force his donkey to drink for about an hour.

After about an hour and a half of sitting on the riverbank in peaceful silence and tranquility, Meghan came back and sat beside me with tears in her eyes.

She had spent the last hour being yelled at by her host grandmother. And it turns out that I was directly responsible for this horrible lashing.

Last weekend Meghan had hosted Thatcher at her place so they could hang out and take pictures of rural Kyrgyzstan. They also went on a walk around the village……….

Basically, some of the villagers saw Meghan and I walking around the village and hillside and found it peculiar that she had spent two consecutive weekends with two different men. We were the talk of the town at the watering hole………This is not a figure of speech, villagers actually get all their gossip while filling up their water jugs at the watering hole.

So, what happened was that an old woman from the village came to Meghan’s house and yells at her host-grandmother about how Meghan is disgracing her family. She was told that the whole town thinks she (Meghan) is being a whore.

-It turns out that walking around the village is reserved for people who are either married or seriously dating.

Meghan was caught off guard by her host-grandmothers anger and disgust. She was told over and over that she was shaming their family and that she was foolish to have gone on a walk with me. How could she disrespect her family like that? What was she thinking?.................Meghan did not know what to say, this minor cultural mishap had turned her once pleasant living situation into a living hell. She did nothing wrong;………a simple walk around her village turned into a cultural blunder that caused her once serene home life to turn into a painfully awkward and cold living situation.


I felt quite bad about this because I was directly responsible…..and poor Meghan had to deal with over an hour of verbal abuse from Grandma.

Meghan and I sat on the riverbank for a long time trying to make sense of the situation…..but how could we possibly comprehend something like this………the concept was way to foreign to understand……..our only choice was to accept it. And Meghan’s only real choice was to keep walking on egg shells and hope one day to shed her reputation as the village whore. ( She is in fact well liked and accepted by her community, this misunderstanding quickly blew over, even with Grandma)

3-13-2008

I woke up early and took a shared taxi to Bazaar Korgon, then had to wait about 3 hours for a shared taxi to Arslenbab. While I was waiting I was befriended by a crew of locals who took me to the café for a bit of chai. We spoke only Russian, which meant our conversations were simple and often lost on me. I tend to be a curious figure for local Kyrgyz men. Often the men attempt to interact with me by joking around about drinking vodka and chauvinistic sex. Most of the people I have met around the bus stations have been a bit on the crude and obnoxious side. The drunks in this country make me feel incredibly uncomfortable; alcoholism appears to be a dire epidemic in Kyrgyzstan.

It was drizzling rain and overcast as we drove up the steep hills through rocky fields saturated with horses and sheep. We drove along a narrow road that hugged the river tightly, and was swarming with school children and livestock. The drive up the mountain to Arslenbab was slow and beautiful. Children no older than ten were slowly riding donkeys along the road loaded with seemingly unliftable piles of sticks and grass. Shepard’s grazed their livestock along rocky cliffs, and hills that seamed even too steep and jagged for mountain goats.

Kyrgyzstan has a quiet yet vibrant appeal to it. The people of rural Kyrgyzstan smile and seam to be happy with their busy yet simple lives. I feel as if I could live here and be happy…….beautiful mountains, slow pace, simple lifestyle, I suppose I am just drawn to the relaxing and romantic essence of rural Kyrgyz life. Nothing is as it appears however; I am sure the day to day lives of these mountain villagers are rough, tough, and full of pain. From a distance it is easy for me to imagine the simplicity of it, without mulling over the details that make the lifestyle potentially unbearable.

The mountain village of Arslenbab began at a melting snowline; it was visually obvious that a large amount of snow had melted within the last week. Snow and mud was the theme of the town’s landscape, plateau and cliffs on my left, and rolling snowy hills leading to a large mountain range in front and on the right. I had arrived in a mountain paradise.

Upon arrival I was immediately greeted by a trekking guide who worked for CBT (community based tourism)……he quickly took me to his office and set me up with a local home-stay not far from a 60M waterfall.

I slept in a 12x12 room separate from my host family’s home. It had a small wood stove and several thick blankets (Tishuks) on the floor to sleep on. After settling in to my room I hiked to the small waterfall and sat in peaceful contemplation for about an hour. Later I hiked to a nearby cliff overlooking the village and read for a few hours.

{I have been reading and trading books throughout my trip, and thus far have read: Ideas & Opinions: Einstein, Warrior Politics: Robert D Kaplan, Eastward to Tartary: Kaplan, Under the banner of Heaven: Krakauer, Into the Wild: Krakauer, Into thin Air: Krakauer, The essentials of Ghandi, around the world in 80 days, The old Testament, Angela’s Ashes, Catch me if you can, From Beirut to Jerusalem: Freidman, Three cups of tea…Next up is ‘The Great Game’….}

After nightfall the first evening, my host and his friend came into my room for dinner on my floor. We ate some plov (rice and meat) and were able to discuss a variety of subjects. My host’s friend: a scruffy looking 55 year old with a shadowy beard and a scull cap, is the German teacher at the local school, he also speaks almost fluent English. He was a great guy; we discussed the Uzbek-Kyrgyz conflict that took place in Osh and Ozgun in 1990-1991.

He said the violence in the region had erupted because life was no longer being controlled and regulated by the Russians. Essentially old Kyrgyz-Uzbek tensions were released because “the teacher had left the room”………..and the students were now left to scuffle without consequence. Most of the fighting was over land and hundreds of people died during the conflicts.

I suppose the hostility and fighting was inevitable….the border of Kyrgyzstan and Uzbekistan is ludicrous. Stalin’s attempt to geographically split up the clans of this region into two separate nations resulted in a border that looks like interlocking fingers. …… The plan failed to a certain extent because it was impossible to geographically split up the clans without some clans ending up in the wrong country. This is why cities such as Osh have an enormous Uzbek presence…….and remote villages like Arslenbab are over 98% Uzbek.

3-14-2008

I have really enjoyed Arslenbab so far, the small village is situated at the base of a beautiful mountain range, and is cut in half by a shallow river. Walking through the steep muddy streets men greet each other with warm handshakes and smiles while saying “Asalaam Ahalikum” (peace be with you in Arabic).The bundled up children will never miss an opportunity to say hello and goodbye to you while walking along the village’s muddy roads.

Day 2:

I woke up at around 8:00am and after a bit of tea and a quick breakfast with my host family, I hit the trail. My goal of the day was to hike 3.5 miles up the snowy mountain and reach a 120M waterfall. The CBT guy had told me the previous morning that I needed a guide and snow shoes in order to reach the waterfall. I prefer to hike on my own and at my own pace, which lead to my decision of attempting the waterfall hike solo and without snowshoes. The snow was thick and wet, but the sun was shinning……it was a magnificent day for a hike.

In order to properly plan my ascent, I began by walked around the village and asking locals exactly where the large waterfall was. After I gathered enough general info about it’s whereabouts; I began my hike. I used common sense to find the waterfall; I simply followed the river up stream. This turned out to be a valuable and affective way to gain elevation while avoiding the thick snow. The rocks along the narrow riverbank were bare, which allowed me to gain ground at a solid pace. After about two hours of following the river up stream; I came upon a steep slope that would potentially lead me to the waterfall.
The only problem was that it was covered with waste deep snow. I proceeded to climb (swim) straight up hill and used bushes and trees as a sort of anchor and rope. It was a slow and difficult climb……I slipped and fell several times on my way up, each time tumbling down hill about 20ft before becoming lodged in waste deep snow. The snow hardened around me instantly, and I felt as if my legs were stuck in the snow with suction cups. A couple times I fell at such irregular angles, that I was afraid I would twist my ankle. After several long frightening falls, and a few nearly vertical climbs up rocky cliffs; I made it to the top.

I had climbed to a small cluster of trees about 60M above the waterfall. It was a beautiful view; I was sitting at the edge of a 50M cliff and peering down into a mostly vertical canyon. I pulled out my lunch of chocolate cookies and dried fruits while enjoying a bit of rest and rejuvenation.

My view of the surrounding mountains was spectacular; it made the last hour and a half of climbing up steep hillside and deep snow well worth it. I was soaked almost up to my waste from melting snow, and my boots were about as waterlogged as they could possibly be………but it was warm, sunny and I was on top of the world.

As I was packing up my things and getting ready for my decent, I carelessly stepped on a snowy mud patch and slipped about 8ft down toward the edge of a 50M cliff. I was able to stop myself about 4 feet from the edge.

I have not had a close call like that for ages, I was genuinely terrified. Fear and adrenaline kept me in stationary almost comatosed contemplation for the next 30 minutes. I was much more cautious from that moment on.
Going down the hill was a piece of cake; I practically swam down the hill. I was soaking wet already, so more wet snow up my pant leg was hardly bothersome.

After the 3hr hike back to my room; I washed my clothes in a bucket, set them out to dry, and then proceeded to take a well deserved 2 hr nap.

3-15-2008

I woke up to boots that were still soaking wet and my legs feeling like lead. After a bit of hazy contemplation I decided to take it easy. I watched Indiana Jones in Russian and later went on a short hike to a nearby cliff. While sitting on the edge of the cliff; I read and listened to music for about 4 hours as I overlooked the magical mountain village of Arslenbab.

3-16-2008

I woke up refreshed, had quick breakfast with my host family, said a few words of farewell, then hiked down to the main road and caught a shared taxi to Bazaar Korgon.

After arriving in Bazaar Korgon I was forced to bargain with a cab driver for about an hour before I could get a decent price for a shared taxi for Karakol. The two hour drive to Karakol was absolutely breathtaking; snow peaked mountains, jagged hills, rocky multicolored cliffs, massive canyons, and a vibrantly glowing green-blue river that led to a large reservoir.

-Jumping ahead a bit…….I will say that the drive from Bazaar Korgon to Bishkek has the most beautiful scenery I have ever seen.

I arrived in Karakol about 2.5 hours later and was a bit surprised at what I found. Instead of arriving at a vibrant town of 65,000 inhabitants; I found a dirty, desolate, mountain town of less than 15,000 inhabitants. I was confused…………I walked around the main road with a small map asking locals if they were able to help me find our location on the map. After many strange looks, and a lot of confusion, I figured out what had happened. I was in the wrong Karakol…….the other Karakol was on the other side of the country and situated on the edge of Lake Issykul.

Once I had come to the realization that I was far from anywhere, I decided to make my way all the way to Bishkek. Within 30 minutes I was able to flag down a bus to Toktogol (about 100km north). I arrived in the small town of Toktogol about 1.5 hours later. I quickly realized that my transport and lodging options were severely limited in Toktogol. This resulted in me standing on the edge of the road with my thumb in the air hoping to catch a ride 300km north-east to Bishkek.

The first hour consisted of nothing more than blank stares and curious faces. It began to get dark, so while standing on the edge of the road I began to scope out possible crash pads. Behind me was a white abandoned shack with broken windows and a visibly stable roof…………that would be my contingency plan.

I waited just under 2 hours before a black Audi pulled up and agreed to take me into Bishkek. The guy drove like a maniac, but got us through the two mountain passes and into Bishkek in record time. I arrived in Bishkek at around 10:30pm……and quickly met up with my hosts Nick and Jessica.

My hosts were great, Jessica is a warm, adventurous American girl, and Nick is an intelligent humorous Britt. They both teach English in Bishkek.

Bishkek: Big, Ugly, Soviet blocks, lots of Russians.

3-20-2008

After a bit of R&R in Bishkek, I took a bus to the town of Cholpan Ata on Lake Issykul. I met up with a crew of PCVs and enjoyed some great dialogue and a taste of Russian malt liquor known as ‘Baltica 9’.

3-21-2008

I had been looking forward to this day for months! March 21st is Narus, which is the Islamic New Year. Narus is the biggest and most fascinating holiday in Central Asia. And I was in the perfect location to enjoy it in style.

We headed to the airport (a concrete strip of road surrounded by fields) at around 11am. The local airport was the central point for Narus celebration in Cholpan ata. About a dozen yurts were set up by locals, and a large stage hosted a variety of performances throughout the day.

{a yurt is the Central Asian version of the Indian TP)

We began the celebration by visiting a series of yurts owned by friends of the PCVs I was accompanied with. Each yurt contained a U shaped floor table filled with all varieties of Kyrgyz cuisine.

We were treated like honored quests as we consumed mass quantities of fermented millet, horse meat, black tea, and various other traditional Kyrgyz dishes. Our hosts were warm and hospitable, with smiles that were genuine and welcoming.

I had never been in a yurt before, and was amazed at how unique and beautifully decorated they were.

Onto the main event………………….

Ulak-Tartish or Pull-Goat: also known in Central Asia as Buzkashi, is the single most awesome sport known to man.

I have been dreaming about watching this game for months……..and at last the time had come.

How it is played:

Two round alters are placed about 100yds apart. They are about 7ft wide and 4 feet high, with a shallow whole in the middle.
-Two teams of about 5 horsemen line up in the middle of the field between the two alters.
-The ball: A furry 100lb goat is killed about 15 minutes before the game starts. The head is chopped off, and so are half of all four limbs.
-The goat carcass is placed in the middle of the two goals about 50 meters away from the horsemen.
-The men are then signaled to begin, and they charge the dead goat, and try and pick it up.
-They use their horses and body’s as weapons as they wrestle for the goat, and try and take the carcass to the alter and drop it on top for a point.
- The game has the look and atmosphere of rugby on horses, the men who play this game are tough as nails, and are often bloodied and injured by the brut violence and intensity of the game.
-Many men(players) wear soviet era tank helmets to prevent head injuries.

I loved it! It was fast, aggressive and savagely violent. The amount of power, toughness, and equestrian skills it takes to play this game is astonishing.

During the game I witnessed a high speed fall that resulted in a brutal trampling and a powerful horse kick to the guys back. He stood up like a cowboy……in obvious pain, but unwilling to display it to the crowd. Within minutes he was back on his horse and fighting for the goat carcass.

Watching Buzkashi was the highlight of my Central Asian adventure. It is a sport that I will most likely never see again. I feel quite lucky to have had the rare opportunity to witness this incredible sport while in Kyrgyzstan. The sport has been around since the time of Genghis Khan. It has been said that the sport originally was played with human corpses, and was used as a battle exercise for soldiers. I am not sure I would have enjoyed the sport quite as much if it were played with a human corpse.

3-23-2008

Well it is a double holiday, both my birthday and Easter Sunday.

I took an early bus to Karakol (the real one) and met up with a crew of locals and PCVs for a bit of an Easter celebration. We all tossed money down on a 5 month old lamb and slaughtered it for a feast. A PCV named Karina (future med student) slaughtered the animal by slitting its throat over a plastic bucket. I had to turn away…….I don’t really have the stomach for that sort of thing.

The feast was great, even though I am not a huge fan of lamb; the meat was deliciously seasoned and turned out pretty good.


Overall the day was mediocre……..I would have preferred to spend my birthday and Easter with my extended family, or some friends from America…..but such is life on the road.

Wow I am getting old……26……I am beginning to feel a bit pathetic. I am 26 years old and have absolutely zero material possessions and am unemployed. I can’t help but compare myself to friends of mine who have graduate degrees, fiancés, and own their own home. I have absolutely no regrets about my life choices thus far, however I find it difficult to avoid the gravitational pull of the American dream. It is a challenging to take the path less traveled, while feeling equal to those who are successfully living the American dream.

I have no genuine fear of failure, and have lofty goals for my future, however I find it impossilbe to ignore the fact that most of my peers are enjoying successful relationships and well established careers. Here I am dinking around in Asia, I have not worked a day in 6 months, and will soon return to the USA penniless, homeless, and jobless at age 26.…Well,….this blog is running a bit long, so I will stop thinking aloud.

4-1-2008

I am currently back in Jalalabad, I really enjoy the people here so I decided to use Jalalabad as my last hub before heading to China. I have spent the last couple days planning the next leg of my journey and trying to piece together this Kyrgyzstan blog. A lot has happened in the last month, so I apologize if this blog appears to be hastily written and is generally unreadable. I find it to be an enormous challenge to adequately describe the things surrounding me and the thoughts consuming my mind.

I have decided that I will head to Osh next, where I will try and hitchhike to Sary Tash. Sary Tash is the last town before the Chinese border. It is also technically a town in Tajikistan, but from what I am told a Tajik visa is not necessary. From Sary Tash I will wake up early and hitch hike into China to a town called Kashgar. From Kashgar I will take the less traveled lower Silk Road route. Instead of the easy route: 2 day train ride to Uramqi from Kashgar, then a 2 day train ride from Uramgi to Beijing. I will travel around the southern side of the Taklamakan Desert before heading North-East to Beijing.

I am relieved to get out of Central Asia without any dangerous encounters with the locals. Kyrgyzstan in particular is not the safest country in Central Asia. Things are relatively safe during the day, but can be quite dangerous at night. Gangs of drunks, and young Kyrgyz thugs often assault and rob foreigners during late hours of the day. I know a PCV in Karakol who has been beaten and robbed twice while walking home after dark. I will admit that I was a bit paranoid as I walked through dark roads at 10:30pm in Karakol. A few nights ago, I had to walk 2 miles along dark streets to the Karakol bus station in order to catch an 11pm bus;……the entire time I feared I would be a victim of an attack. Anyways,……I will conclude that Kyrgyzstan is quite safe, but walking around in Kyrgyzstan after dark is never a good idea.

OK……Sorry………I will not write another word. I miss you all, and I look forward to coming home this summer. Congrats to my close friend Ryan Schrenzel for tying the knot. I am sorry I was not there buddy.
Over and out,
Trevor
Here are a few Photos:

Bazaar Korgon Cock-Fights:
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Bazaar Korgon:
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Akman (Meghan’s village):
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Meghan’s yard:
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Arslenbab:
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Small waterfall-
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Cliff overlooking the village-
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Village kids-

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The hike to the large waterfall-
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Lunch above the large waterfall-
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Large waterfall-
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Too much sun on my hike-
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Pit stop in Toktogol:
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Cholpon Ata and Narus:
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Yurt-
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Getting ready to cleans their faces-
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Outside Narus:
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Kyrgyz vulture, trying to get a bit of marrow-
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Pregame Buzkashi:
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Sunday, March 16, 2008

-From Uzbekistan to Kyrgyzstan-

After returning from Bukhara, I pretty much just lounged around for a few days in order to regain a bit of energy and enthusiasm for my next leg. After a bit of R&R my health was restored, and I was able to enjoy life again. I had been plagued with minor illnesses throughout my time in Central Asia, so I assumed the worse would be over.

I was invited to Aibek’s Aunt’s pad again for a dinner party. It was a wonderful evening, and of course we were served large portions of horse meat, and thick noodles. Toward the end of the meal I was presented a plate with a large cow bone on it,………Aibek’s uncle dug into it with a fork, and offered me a large bite of solidified bone marrow………….it was pretty gross!

After dinner Aibek and I went to the disco with a couple of his cousins. The disco was dimly lit, mostly concrete, and saturated with tacky American décor. We spent the next couple hours captivated by the seductively moving women on the dance floor, while shooting vodka, nibbling on fruit, and puffing tobacco through a hookah filtered by milk.

After a bit too much vodka, we hit the dance floor and cut a rug with the hookers (literally) on the dance floor. It was late on a Tuesday evening, so it goes without saying that the good girls were studying or doing something else respectable, while the prostitutes were in full swing trying to pick up local and international businessmen.

At one point Aibek’s cousin brought an English speaking hooker back to our table and sat her down next to me. I was visibly annoyed by this unwelcome gesture, and was adamantly told that she was not a hooker, simply a friendly girl wanting to practice her English. I was not buying it, and despite the hookers efforts to break me in by conversation…………I was not buying it(no pun intended). If she was not a hooker………… Why was she drinking a beer? Why was she telling me to relax? Why was she at a disco at 2am on a Tuesday night………..yeah……….not so convincing.

After I had enough dancing, booze, and awkwardness for one night, I told Aibek I was ready to leave and we rolled out of there……………I slept in the next day till 2pm.

Interesting tid-bit:
-Old poor people (Uzbeks,Tajiks) love blessing people. Often times while on public transport, an old scraggly, scruffy looking bearded man would board the bus before departure and mumble a few words followed by the symbolic washing of his face. After this, the passengers on the bus would follow the mumbled words by symbolically washing their own faces…………next the guy would go around collecting money for his services. I found this quite interesting……….It happened frequently………..and occasionally old women would also perform the blessings.
-Other times blessings are performed by using incense………..this usually happens around the bus station. Gypsy-Roma-Tajik women will walk around the station with a small pot of burning herbs. The women douse unsuspecting bystanders with the smoke of the incense, while presenting blessings of luck and prosperity. Later they charge a fee for their services…………, just thought I would add that bit of info to the blog………one of many things I found interesting in this country.

2-28-2008

Yesterday I went to Aibek’s village/town called Gregarian. The Soviets created this town about 60 years ago in order to house the people working Uzbekistan’s cotton fields. Aibek, his father, and all three of his uncles were born in this town.

Because the hospital was so far from Gregarian, Aibek’s father and uncles were born in their home, with the exception of Aibek’s youngest uncle who was born out in the cotton fields. Aibek’s father, nor any of his three siblings have any idea what day they were born on. They were born away from the hospital…………and were not given any documentation to record their date of birth. In consequence they are ignorant of their legitimate birthday every year. Aibek’s grandmother, who is in her 80s……….has no idea what day or year she was born. Keeping track of such things was simply not important for Uzbek villagers back then. She was once told that she was born around the time Lenin died,……..so she is pretty sure that she was born in the mid 1920s.

Gregarian consists of several rows and blocks of long, narrow, single story, mud brick houses. Each home has a large back yard, usually consisting a variety of livestock (chicken, cows, donkeys camels, turkey etc), and a garden. I really enjoyed the strange, but uniquely peaceful and tranquil atmosphere of Gregarian. Everything was built from brown mud and straw, people smiled at each other, and dying donkeys wandered the muddy streets with halfhearted desperation.
{when a donkey becomes too old to work, the Uzbeks simply release it,….and let it wander the streets alone until it dies. The streets of Gregarian were littered with haggard looking donkeys trying to find grass to eat.}

After arriving in Gregarian, Aibek and I went to his Uncle’s friend’s home where we enjoyed the increasingly familiar meal of horse meat and noodles. I will also mention that after the horse/noodles dish is consumed, the host will bring out the juices-broth of the cooked meat, and serve it as a soup. In my opinion it is a bit unpleasant and rank tasting…………but I believe this is only because I have not fully adapted to eating horse meat.

I am not sure if people are already sick of reading about cultural facts/notes of Uzbekistan………but here are a couple more.

-Uzbeks sleep on the floor, Thick 1X6 meter blankets are folded and laid down in order to create a sort of narrow futon like mattress. I have actually quite enjoyed this concept, the firmness has been great for my back. The only issue I have with the arrangement is the closeness. The blankets/mattresses are laid out shoulder to shoulder………..so privacy and space is not really in the equation. I asked one day if I could simply set up shop on the other side of the room………..I was looked at as if I was crazy. Apparently it is bad luck to point your feet at someone, or to lay at someone’s feet. So sleeping together is basically a display of respect for one another, and if I were to sleep alone they would feel as if they were disrespecting me.

-Kids Hair: I noticed that all of the young boys I saw in Uzbekistan had shaved heads, and that the young girls had short hair. After a simple inquiry, I found out that it is believed that if you cut a child’s hair frequently, their hair will grow back thick and strong.

-Traditionally in Uzbekistan the uni-brow was considered desirable and beautiful……….In consequence, many women would mascara or stencil their eyebrows together. I found this to be only prevalent amongst the old rural women. The younger crowd has adapted the overly plucked and stenciled euro look.

-Before a meal, everyone puts their hands in front of their bodies, palms out, and a prayer/blessing is said. After the blessing is said everyone symbolically washes their face with their hand in one sweep across their face from top to bottom.

-I love camels!

Day two in Gregarian started at 6am when Aibek’s uncle picked us up in the towns ambulance and drove us out to a field in the center of town to hunt coyotes. After trekking around the muddy fields for a couple hours, we gave up our hunt and settled for shooting bottles. After a quick breakfast and a powernap, we hit the road again. We headed out into the cotton fields in order to do a bit of pheasant hunting. We enjoyed a simple lunch followed by a couple shots of vodka on the hood of the Russian jeep before departing into the fields for the hunt. Two hours, several shots, muddy boots, and fatique was the price we paid for our one pheasant of the day. To be honest the whole situation was bullshit. Aibek’s uncle was using a 12 gauge …………while the three of us were using single shot 22caliber rifles. How the hell am I supposed to shoot a flying bird with a .22???

-Moving on…………….

2-29-2008

After saying my farewells to my wonderful Uzbek friends in Tashkent, I began traveling east. I made my way to the edge of Tashkent, where I tried my luck at hitchhiking to Andijan. Andijan is the closest city to the Uzbek-Kyrg border, but to get there requires traveling over a mountain pass. There are currently no busses or marshutkas to Andijan from Tashkent, so in order to avoid paying for a cab, I figured hitchhiking would be the way to go.

Within no time I was on the road to Andijan with my new buddy Rasheik. Rasheik was a Kakon native in his late 30s. He was a typical scruffy looking Uzbek transporter, with a beer belly and a mouth full of gold teeth. Rasheik and I spoke sporadically throughout the trip, but our conversations were limited by my Russian language proficiency……which is quite minimal. Rasheik was transporting a van load of ‘Shrek cookies’.

We rocked out to loud Russian tunes as we drove through the small, crumbling, depressingly desolate towns and villages on our way to the mountain pass. Crumbling concrete, rusty cars, malnourished donkeys, weathered faces, large potholes, and consuming mud puddles were the theme of this leg of our journey.

One town had built a new concrete drainage ditch on the side of it’s main road. I witnessed several locals washing their clothes in the drainage water, and others standing on the side of the road with buckets and soap, desperately trying to wave down drivers for a quick and lucrative car wash.

Well………….the pass was absolutely gorgeous! Snow peaked mountains, mud house villages, livestock wandering around untrekable terrain, men young and old…cruising around on underdeveloped donkeys, coal vendors on the side of the road, military, machine guns, and roadblocks. It was quite the experience……………..toward the top of the pass were a series of two deeply cut tunnels. Each went through a large chunk of mountainside…………These tunnels were guarded with intensity. The atmosphere and appearance around the tunnels reminded me of a ‘Cold War’ movie. Cammoed out soldiers with machine guns guarded the tunnel from raised booths, and packs of snow at the tunnels entrance. The combo of ice, snow, mud, angry stares, machine guns, and cold darkness portrayed a sort of authoritative intimidation. The dark tunnel was interesting, dim lights, pipes on the ceiling, and two soldiers in the middle standing in the darkness with machine guns and blank faces.……their presence did not seem to be necessary…….but that is just my opinion.

By the time I made it through the mountain pass, I had been questioned, and my documents checked 5 times. Why is it, that Uzbekistan has remained so militantly Soviet? I really feel that the road blocks are a bit overkill and unnecessary.

At about 8pm we stopped in Kokand to visit Rusheik’s wife, father, and 3 month old daughter for a quick snack and some coffee. Rusheiks wife did not seem to be a day older than 18………

I arrived in Andijan at about 10:15pm and was dropped off at Aibek’s sister’s place. I had finally made it! Andijan is pretty deep……..and proved to be a bit of a challenge to get to.

My hosts were very kind and warm, and immediately fed me hot tea and traditional Uzbek food. I was given some sort of sketchy looking poultry………..which in hindsight I really should not have eaten.

The next morning I was driven to the local university where I met with the English teacher, and several students in the classroom. I felt very strange and out of place there………people looked at me with unrivaled fascination. As if I were the first foreigner they had ever seen……….it was awkward.

After my visit to the university, I bid my farewell to my delightfully hospitable hosts and boarded a shared taxi for the Kyrg border. I arrived at the Uzbek-Kyrg border at around 1pm and made my way through it by 3:30pm. The border was a piece of cake………..a few normal delays……….but overall it was quite easy. I met a few old ladies in line who told me there were in fact mini-buses that go to Osh………so that was a relief. After entering Kyrgyzstan the old women from the customs line were waiting for me at the gate in order to escort me to the Marshutka. With warm smiles, they walked me to the bus and insisted on paying my 10 cent fare. They were very kind!

After arriving in Osh I changed some $money for local currency and made my way to an internet club to make some phone calls. After inquiring to the internet club staff about local hotels…..I was given the option of staying at the internet café for $5 a night. I accepted.

My room was basically an 8 x 10 area at the edge of the main computer room, but separated by a ½ inch particle board wall. The wall had several cracks and holes………so the privacy was less than comforting. The other drawback to the room was the door……….it was 2x3ft……so getting in and out became a bit annoying. The room consisted of a small desk, and a narrow 1ft high cot…....ohh and the room did not have a light.

After dropping my bag off, I grabbed a quick ‘lagman’ lunch and began exploring the very ethnically vibrant bazaar. Probably the most interesting one I have seen thus far in Central Asia.

After about an hour of walking around Osh,……..my body began to show signs of despair.

PAIN:

I truly understand the definitive meaning behind the word pain. Pure Pain is foul, ugly, wretched, and fierce, and has no mercy or sympathy for its victums. I know this feeling too well………….

After two+ years living in a developing country, and five months on the road…..I have come to understand and recognize the beginning stages of food poisoning. After sensing future discomfort, I headed back to my cot with two bottles of water, and a roll of TP. I was prepared for the worst, or so I thought. Shortly after arriving at my cot, my body began to break down. It began with mild muscular aches and pains, and was followed by a pounding headache and a sour stomach.

Nothing could have prepared me for what lied ahead of me………By about 7pm I had an excruciatingly painful headache, piercing stomach pains, and was involuntarily shivering violently while curled up in the fetal position on my cot. By 8pm I began the first of many long drawn out puking and shitting sessions. My nausea was intense, my shivering was uncontrollable, my headache was vicious……..and the squirts were downright untimely, inconvenient, and F’en unrelenting. The combo was unbearably painful,……….I prayed to the gods for it to end………but was answered only with more pain and discomfort.

The puking subsided by day 3……….but the cold spells, headaches, dizziness, nausea, dehydration, and diarrhea were all going strong.

At day 5, I pretty much thought I was going to die………I was choking down no more than a 3ounce cup of yogurt and a half banana per day, and was consuming less than a liter of water per day( due to extreme nausea)………..I was hardly drinking and eating, yet I had horrible diarrhea that sent me rushing to the toilet at least once every 2 hours.

It was boring, painful, and an all around miserable experience…….listening to music gave me a headache, reading made my dizzy and increased my nausea……..my options were simply to lye still and feel sorry for myself………and analyze how stupid my trip was, and how pointless it was for me to be in Kyrgyzstan. My attitude really took a turn for the worse………

I did not hit a breakthrough until mid way through day 6……….I began to force myself to consume more water, and constantly nibbled on bread in order to somehow get solid food in me. By the evening of day 6 I felt substantially better………….The sickness had been conquered.

So……….I am not sure why I felt the need to type this whole experience out……..I know everyone gets sick, and it is no big deal...........But I must say that, this specific time was intense. I have had food poisoning probably 10 times in the last 3 years……..but nothing has come close to how horrible this latest experience was. Previously my longest and most horrible case of food poisoning lasted only 3.5 days. Childs-play compared to the Kyrg brand food poisoning.

Imagine typing away at an internet café when all of a sudden, a lanky, scruffy looking foreigner, with a long beard and uncontrollable hair emerges from a 3ft door at the edge of the room. He is wearing hospital scrubs, profusely sweating, shivering, and looking half dead as he slowly walks through the computer room toward the toilet.……I must have looked like a troll to these people……..scurrying back and forth from the toilet to my private hole in the wall. I did this 15 times a day for a week. If my brain had not been so numb with pain and exhaustion,……….this situation would have been a bit awkward and embarrassing.

So now it is the end of day 7……….my brain is a bit slow……my appetite has not fully returned, but I have hope for tomorrow!

Now I sit here with a sour stomach, but a relatively clear head………and desperately try and motivate myself for future travel.


(this was written over a week ago, I am currently doing fine.)
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Sunday, February 24, 2008

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After a short relaxing glimmer of relaxation and recuperation in Shymkent, Kazakhstan; I was on my way to Uzbekistan. I ended up taking a marshutka (mini-bus, fixed route taxi)$2 to the Uzbek-Kazakh border, where I quickly unloaded my remaining Kazakh currency for Uzbek Som, and began my journey on foot into the unknown. I got pretty much destroyed on the exchange rate…….but I only had about $2 worth of Kazakh currency, so I didn’t lose much sleep over it. Getting past the money changers and border vendors proved to be both painful and challenging. Their persistence and fervor was difficult to break. I literally had to rip their hands off me and dodge them like a basketball player charging the lane.

I eventually made it past the feisty scavengers and unto the scruffy, rosy cheeked border guards and the border’s lingering soviet bureaucracy. After getting past the first two check points, that involved a thorough search, and thorough questioning……..mostly fueled by the guards’ curiosity, rather than their security interests. I made it through to the final checkpoint, where I hit an almost impenetrable snag. Apparently I was supposed to register my visa with immigration police within 5 days of entering Kazakhstan. It is not that I was unaware of this rule, it is just that I felt a bit cocky and above the law,…….and somehow felt that I would easily sneak through the border without repercussions. Probably not the greatest move in hindsight.

I was a stamp away from making it through the border, but I was missing important registration papers. The friendly young border guard explained to me in Russian that I must go back to the immigration police and sort out my little problem. –This undoubtedly would result in the imposition of the known and feared $80-150 fine for not registering.

My strategy was to smile, plead ignorance, and to downplay my Russian language proficiency by turning the simple situation into a complicated headache that the border guards would be reluctant to follow through with. As the guards explained to me the problem with my passport, and pointed toward the immigration office…….I simply smiled and said “ Mozhna Tashkent, Poshoulstva”(may I, Tashkent Please). I repeated this phrase over and over again, while calmly smiling and pleasantly ignoring their requests, through staged ignorance and misunderstanding. After about 20 minutes of these shenanigans, the main border guard smiled at me, and said in English……. “Lakka, I like you”…..He stamped my passport and sent me on my way.

I walked through the final gate smiling ear to ear, and relieved to have gotten through that potential disaster with my pocket book intact.

It was about 4:30pm and freezing cold in Uzbekistan….my cheap cotton gloves were beginning to fray at the fingertips, exposing my fingers to the harshly cold winter weather. I was forced to constantly shelter my hands in my coat; otherwise my exposed fingers would go painfully numb almost immediately after exposure. I mention this only because of how difficult it was for me to fill out the 2 customs forms at the Uzbek border. I found it to be significantly challenging to legibly write in the forms’ small boxes, while my fingers felt like unfamiliar prosthetics( I was actually forced to rewrite one of the forms because my handwriting was so poor).

At around 5:30pm………I had made it into Uzbekistan, I walked about a mile past the border and flagged down a marshutka that took me into the center of Tashkent (30cents).

Tashkent looked very Soviet and familiar at first glance, crumbling block apartments, gaudy monuments, and streets filled with rusty Lada’s (soviet cars). The Uzbek people seemed to have predominant Turk, and Persian physical features, unlike their Kazakh neighbors who seamed to get their genetics from the Mongols.

After the short marshutka ride to the center of Tashkent, I hopped on the metro-line and made my way to Pushkin station; where I solicited a telephone from a stranger, and contacted my host Aibek to retrieve me.

My Host Aibek is a ridiculously well traveled 28-year-old, with a thirst for adventure, and a persistent drive for success and life experience. He lives with his cousins Ulebek, and Mohammad Ali. My hosts have proven to be excessively hospitable, warm, kind, and wonderful Uzbek educators (I being the pupil).

Before I get sucked into writing a bland, hypnotic, and less than entertaining play by play of my time spent in Uzbekistan; I will attempt to cut away, and to dive into a few of the more interesting aspects and abnormalities of Uzbekistan and its culture.

The Subway:

- Like many soviet subway systems I have thus far visited; the Tashkent subway is extensive, proficient, simple, cheap, and a highly reliable. However the differences in it’s appearance are quite vast and substantial.

While most soviet era metro systems tend to incorporate a depressingly stale and unenthusiastic concoction of concrete, steel, peeling brown and yellow paint, rust, darkness, and cold shadows. Tashkent’s metro system has absorbed an essence of virility and life, by representing brilliant architectural design filled with brightness, creativity, life, and pride.

Each Metro station is designed in a completely unique and different way. The highly diverse and creative underground bunkers (the metro system was designed by the soviets to double as a nuclear shelter) are kept in immaculate condition, and heavily guarded by overly conscientious police officers. The diversity and complexity of each metro station is considerable and undoubtedly unique and superior to its former soviet counterparts.

My favorite of these stations would be the cliché choice: Prospect-Kosmonovtov Station
The Kosmonovtov station, dedicated to Soviet astronauts, looks like an artsy space exhibit in a museum of science. Each support column is surrounded by black ruffled glass, The central ceiling has a creative cloud like array of staggered black material, the walls are neatly accompanied by large blue and grey plates with sparkling space murals painted on them……….I find it difficult to adequately explain how interesting, unique and strange this subway station is, and unfortunately a photo was out of the question.

The cops guarding these metro stations are quite vigilant; I have yet to make it through any Tashkent metro stations without showing my documents and being subject to a standard interrogation and search. The one time I attempted to take photos of a metro station….did not go over so well, they spotted me immediately, and were in my face before I was able to snap my first shot.

A walk in the Park:

-One day in Tashkent while Ulebek and I were wandering around ‘Independence Square’, we stumbled across a handful of cops partaking in some rather uncharacteristic activities. I was taking a picture of a large brass monument(apparently the new monument is sitting on the spot that once hosted the largest Lenin statue in the Soviet union), when suddenly I was interrupted and startled by a serious of loud, seemingly nearby, gun blasts. I was in the central park that lies between the senate and a series of government buildings. After a visual investigation of the situation; I witnessed a couple groups of cops drifting around the park, monuments, and buildings holding shotguns. To my astonishment and surprise they were actually firing their guns right there in the park. It was hilarious! These cops were wandering the neatly landscaped park laughing and having a good time, while shooting crows both on the ground and in the air. Anyways…….perhaps this is not the greatest written story……but I thoroughly enjoyed the strangeness and peculiarity of the situation. It makes me laugh to imagine the reaction of Americans, if they were to witness a crew of city cops wandering around a public park in DC casually shooting birds with large shotguns.

Uzbek food:

-I have had the opportunity to share several wonderful meals with graciously hospitable Uzbeks. And have had the honor, and pleasure to have been invited to a few formal dinner parties with Uzbek families. One in particular was at Aibek’s uncle’s home. We all sat on the floor around a large rectangle table and enjoyed a wonderful feast of traditional Uzbek food and deserts. Aibek and I were served our own large plate of ‘plov’(Uzbek national dish: pleasantly greasy rice dish with vegetables and topped with various meat). This particular evening the giant dish of plov we were served, was topped with large chunks of horse meat. I can’t say I really enjoy the taste of horse meat. Perhaps it is because the flavor and texture is so unique and foreign to me. The dark brown, dense, salty, tart tasting meat, had a strange consistency and lingering aftertaste that I was definitely not accustomed to. Horse meat is actually a bit of a delicacy these days because in Central Asia it is currently much more expensive than lamb or beef. It is also considered a ‘Mans Man’ meat. Horse meat has a dense texture,…….and carries the opinion that it creates manly strength and helps build muscle.

Aibek informed me that we were literally expected to finish the entire plate, otherwise it would be considered an insult to our host……….So consequently, I ended up choking down far to much horse meat than desired.

That night we also were served two types of Russian caviar………..it was hilarious to watch the little boy seated next to me sneaking bites from my plate of caviar. I was surprised the kid enjoyed the taste; he has much more sophisticated and expensive taste than I. Later that evening I burped in my mouth, and was immediately consumed by an unpleasantly pungent flavor combination of salty horse meat and strong caviar.

Most of the ethnically Uzbek dishes I have eaten in Uzbekistan have consisted potatoes, meat, various herbs, and have been served with nan bread ( traditional round bread with decorations punched in the middle).

Ohh………..and there was the Camel Milk. The strange thing about camel milk is that it ferments almost immediately. Aibek presented me with a bottle of day old camel milk (literally straight from the camel) stored in a Pepsi bottle. We had to undo the bottle cap slowly, as if the milk were carbonated,(which it pretty much was). The milk had an alcohol content of a bit more than 3%, and tasted like salty sour milk with a kick. It gives your mouth the strange acidic tingle that you get from fresh wine. Overall I would say that camel milk is quite good. I found it to be a bit challenging to get over the fact that it was produced by a camel, but all in all it was quite tasty.

Transportation:

I hate the transportation in this country!!!!!!!!!(Buses that is, I hear trains are nice here) It is a real pain in the ass, and horribly unpleasant.

From Tashkent I took a bus to Samarkand…..but was dropped off about 50km from Samarkand, and then told to get onto a muddy, crowded marshutka………About 45 minutes later I was dropped off on the edge of the highway,…about 10km from Samarkand……..not that this was unusual or horribly inconvenient, but still it would have been nice to have taken a bus directly from Tashkent to Samarkand.

To Bukhara: I found a private bus that was taking people from the far edge of Samarkand to Bukhara. This particular bus was an absolute shit box………..The bus was completely full, and surrounded by about 20 people still yelling, and crowding the door. I had given up hope of boarding the packed out bus, when the driver signaled for me to come aboard. With skepticism and hesitation, I approached the driver and firmly told him I would not buy a ticket unless I was assured a seat;……with a spot of resentment, he agreed. The bus assistant, a chubby, scruffy looking, gold toothed gentleman, rockin a fur hat, sold each person waiting out side the bus tickets. He then proceeded to load them all onto the bus like cattle. I was shocked, I have no idea how this guy was able to fit everyone on the bus; a circus sideshow would have trouble fitting more bodies onto this bus.

The guy casually tried to herd me onto the bus with the crowd, but I harshly stared him down and adamantly insisted that I be given a seat. So after we were all boarded, I ended up sharing the fold out seat next to the driver with 4 other people. I had the far right 5inches, and the bus assistant had the crack between me and the bus door,……….. he was pretty much in my lap the entire time. It really sucked!

Even though we were at full occupancy (literally), the bus kept stopping along the road and picking up more people and their luggage. It was ridiculous, horribly awkward, and uncomfortable. The icing on the cake was the fact that the bus door was fragile, and barely functional. This piece of equipment proved to be near fatal for the bus assistant……..Honestly, the guy almost fell out of the bus three times! Each time the door swung open, I would dig my feet into the crevice in front of me as an anchor, bear hug the guy, and yank him back into the bus with all my strength………and after each time, the guy looked at me as if I were over amplifying the situation, and that he would be perfectly fine without me,…it was strange.

Anyways…….the bus ride was an absolute disaster, filled with uncomfortable conversations and strange interactions with people I would prefer to ignore. Example being when the bus assistant forced me to share my head phones(he got one ear) with him for 2 hours……it was horrible because the crack in the bus door made the bus so loud that I could barely hear my tunes………and I really, really, needed music to ease my mind, and to relieve a bit of the anxiety and stress that was building up throughout the ride. Or the lady behind me who kept poking me in the back and asking me annoying questions about what I thought about Uzbek women.

The best travel experience was the Bukhara-Tashkent ride!

I woke up at 6:30am,………left my hotel, and boarded a shared taxi to the train stations 15km out of town. At about 7:10 I was told by the ticket guy, that the only bus tickets available were for first or business class. So with this news, I turned away and hopped on a marshutka for the bus station. I arrived at the bus station at around 7:30am and purchased my bus ticket. The bus was said to be leaving at 9am. After a quick breakfast of eggs and hotdogs, I boarded the bus and took a snooze. I awoke at about 11:30am……..and to my surprise…the bus had not left the station. The bus finally left the station at 3:30pm, and at this point I was quite calm, happy, and feeling patient despite the fact that I had already been waiting on the bus for 6.5 hours.

After the bus departed we spent the next hour picking up people on the side of the road, and loading their cargo onto the bus.( buses in Uzbekistan are used for import\export as much as they are used for passengers) At around 6:00pm the bus came to a screeching halt, and everyone quickly exited the bus onto the cold muddy roadside. For the next 2 hours we stood in the cold as a few scruffy men with furry hats; jacked up the back end of the bus, and fixed what seamed to be a suspension problem.

We hit the road again at around 8:30pm, and ended up in Samarkand roughly 10:00pm. After a quick pit stop, and a snack of bread and chocolate; we were off.

An hour after Samarkand, the bus slowed down a bit do to the flooding valleys in route. The weather in Uzbekistan had drastically warmed up over the last few days, resulting in the rapid melting of the areas large packs of stagnant snow. A couple towns we drove through were submerged in over a foot of water. It felt rather strange to be driving a bus through it, we drove slow and steady through the deep waters, as if we were a ship. The bus created a large wake and emulated a ship drifting smoothly through an icy lake. I was saddened by the site of the many villagers holding shovels, and wooden sticks, standing knee deep in water in front of their homes. They appeared helpless and distraught, as they desperately tried to control the untamable waters, and avoid further destruction of their homes and land.

At around 12:00am I really ran out of patience. I was sweating, hungry, cramped, annoyed, sick, tired, and restless from awkward immobility. The following hour we stopped several times to meet up with men who swiftly unloaded the buses cargo into their old Russian cars, and quickly drove away.

Ohh…………and I should probably mention the road blocks……….In Uzbekistan, it is literally impossible to drive more than 40miles in a row without stopping. There are constant road blocks, which are like mini border crossing equipped with armed police, gates, and a customs offices. These road blocks run 24 hours a day, and separate each county, and regions within counties. So of course every time we passed through one of these…….the bus driver would have to exit the bus in and talk to the cops for a few minutes.

At around 3:30am, my bus arrived in wonderful Tashkent……what a relief, or so I thought. A quick analysis of my pocket funds resulted in the realization that I had only 800sum(60 cents) to my name. I reevaluated the situations, weighed my options and came up with a solid game plan of getting where I need to go. Piece of cake!

The friendly and exhausted bus driver allowed me to wait on the bus, and shelter myself from the pouring wet snow until 5:20am. The Metro does not open until 5:30am……..so temporary shelter was a necessity. After leaving the bus, I wandered through the wet parking lot and took a seat in an almost empty marshutka {marshutkas leave only when full} The bus